OK, you've had your fun but come on you great British voters, surely the joke's wearing thin by now.

How can you seriously keep putting Penny Smith through to the next stage of The Two of Us?

This is after all a singing competition and let's face it, game gal though she may be, our Penny really can't hold a note.

So what a travesty to see her and partner Curtis Stigers go through last night at the expense of Jocelyn Brown, arguably one of the finest singers alive.

I have a suggestion. Perhaps Penny Smith should be disqualified from the competition but allowed to perform in each show purely for entertainment value.

Elsewhere in the latest reality show that we all vowed not to watch but have tuned in to religiously, have you noticed that Stuart Copeland is in fact Griff Rhys Jones in a pair of trendy specs?

And what a revelation. Nicky Campbell, the Watchdog inquisitor who gets dodgy businessmen trembling before him is a sucker for Edelweiss from the Sound of Music I bet the emails are flying round the BBC as we speak.

I reckon the bloke from Casualty stands a good chance, I think the Voice is far too sure of himself and hopefully this will be the last time the Beeb is persuaded to let Vernon Kay attempt to present a live show.

Surely a man on his salary could afford some decent fitting suits!

Perhaps at next year's Brits he could be teamed up with Dancing On Ice's Holly Wobbly to recreate a classic Sam Fox-Mick Fleetwood type double act.