THE world's most unlikely teacher is back in the classroom!

Kiss frontman Gene Simmons has been persuaded to try to turn another bunch of teenagers into a genuine rock band in Channel Four's Rock School.

Unlike the well-mannered, public school lot he transformed in the first series, he's got a far tougher task on his hands this time with some real juvenile delinquents from Lowestoft.

For someone who boasts of wearing more make-up than your mommy does', Simmons is a natural teacher, someone you would have loved to have had teaching you music at school and that got me thinking.

How about a new series in which ALL the teachers in a school are famous people how good would that be?

Michael Palin could be brought in for geography, Carol Vorderman would be the maths teacher and of course Rolf would be the art teacher. He could also teach the younger pupils how to swim in the lunch break (I'm showing my age).

There are a number of possibilities for PE teacher but I think for sheer comedy value I'd bring in Graham Norton aided by Alan Hansen.

There is a danger that the school could lack a little discipline with all these celebs at the helm so Trinny and Susannah would be deputy head teachers they'd also be responsible for designing the school uniform.

Finally, the head teacher of this fame academy' would be former Doctor Who Tom Baker, just because he sounds like a wise old headmaster.